Rectal Emission

"When he is inaugurated in two and a half weeks and the lame don't walk and the blind don't see, there's going to be some gravely disappointed Starbucks baristas out there."

- Tucker Carlson, former Conservative wunderkind and future housemate on Surreal Life, weighs in on the incoming administration's prospects.

He may have lost that insipid bow-tie, but he's still an asshole.